go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
This definitely amusing enough to reblog
omg there are people who still believe this actually works
like 95% of college profs are just gonna give you a zero if they cant open your assignment you are drastically underestimating how few fucks they give about their students this isnt high school anymore
how to actually finish that last minute assignment: be an adult and do your assignment on time
I agree that this is a bad idea, but I take issue with the idea that college professors don’t care about their students. I mean, yes, do your homework on time, that is a good way to have a good relationship with your teacher. But my experience with college teachers is that they really want their students to succeed. They’re not going to let you cut corners or give you special treatment if you wait until the last minute to do your homework, but if you’re the sort to make an effort, work ahead of time, and communicate with your professor, then your professor will do anything they can to help you out.
Do you remember how we treat library books?
We hug them like they're our best friends!
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman